Read this once, then destroy
Always consider, but never employ
When the decoy pretends it’s the real McCoy
You’re a fool, boy. Oh, boy.
It’s harder to die when you live in fear
Up with the bottle and down with the beer
Even if it appears the end is near
You’re still late for work, dear. Oh, dear.
Too tired to sleep, too busy to answer the doorbell
Purposeless like a snail-less shell
The infection will swell, then start to smell
You don’t look so well. Oh, well.
The heavier you get, the farther you’ll fly
It’s easy to eat when you live in a pigsty
You'll never survive if you keep covering your eyes
Just watch out for my—oh, my.
Get too close, you’ll lose your toes
Get too high, your whoas become woes
Even a soaring crow must look out below
And if you have to ask, you’ll never know. Oh, no.