Did you ditch your friends last night
So you could invite me over and tie one on?
Why were the lights off
When you answered the door?

Did you dress me down and liquor me up
So we could laugh until our eyes adjusted?
Is that how you get when you catch a buzz?
Or whatever you call it.

Did you push your glasses up your nose
So you could give me that look?
That staring contest
You always seem to win.

Did you bring me here so I would never leave?
So I would count your freckles and stick to your sheets
And hang on your every word?
Correct me if I’m wrong.

There’s nothing to blame but the timing.
I did nearly everything I wanted to.
Just sweep my spilled guts under the rug
And turn off the lights.